Right, so last week I’m standing in Tesco, proper grumpy because they’d run out of my usual sandwich. I’m scanning the magazine shelf; you know how it is when you’re avoiding eye contact with everyone, and there’s this Life & Style mag with some mad story about a soap star’s wedding disaster. Bought it on […]
So I’m having my morning cuppa last Tuesday, scrolling through Instagram like you do, when this photo pops up. A girl who looks exactly like Cindy Crawford did in the 90s. My first thought was, “Blimey! Someone’s found some amazing old photos.” Then I read the caption. Kaia Gerber. Cindy’s daughter. And I’m sat there […]
So I sat there last Tuesday, channel hopping because there was absolutely nothing decent on telly. Stumbled across The Vanishing on Film4. Never heard of it before, but the Scottish scenery looked promising enough. After twenty minutes pass, I’m obsessed. Truly not because of the story, which was alright, but because of this actress I […]
Right, I’ll be honest with you. I was round at my mate Charlie’s house last weekend when his mum wandered in during Countryfile. She plonked herself down and said, “That John Craven’s been around for ages; bet he’s been married loads of times, hasn’t he?” Charlie just shrugged, but I was curious. Turns out his […]
So I’m sitting there last Sunday, absolutely knackered, scrolling through Netflix with a cup of tea going cold. My sister calls and goes, “Have you watched that Queen Charlotte thing yet?” I hadn’t, obviously, been putting it off because I thought it was just more Bridgerton fluff. Two episodes in, and there’s this actor playing […]
Last Sunday I’m in my local café, proper busy morning rush, when this bloke next to me starts showing his mate videos of some French pastry chef making chocolate art. “Mental skills”, he says. “But I wonder what his missus thinks about all this fame.” That got me thinking; everyone’s curious about Amaury Guichon’s wife, […]
Right, so I was having a proper chinwag with my mate Phoebe last week about celebrities and their kids. She goes, “Did you know that girl from Emily in Paris; her dad’s Phil Collins?” Honestly, I nearly choked on my tea. Phil Collins? The bloke who sang “In the Air Tonight”? Turns out, yeah, and […]
Last Tuesday, I was having a pint with my mate Arthur when he showed me this photo on his phone. “Look at this geezer,” he said. I nearly choked on my beer. It was Jelly Roll, but not the Jelly Roll I remembered from years back. This version looked like he’d literally shrunk by half. […]
Picture this: I’m standing in the queue at Tesco last Tuesday, and this woman in front of me is having a proper row with someone on her phone. She’s going on about how “he needs his green juice at exactly 7:15 or he gets stroppy” and “don’t forget the meditation app has to be queued […]
Was chatting with my mate Judy last week about how mental celebrity gossip gets these days. She showed me some barmy headline claiming Lainey Wilson had lost 70 pounds through some miracle pill nonsense. “Load of bollocks,” I said. Turns out I was spot on. The actual truth? Much more sensible and a damn sight […]
I nearly broke my neck last Thursday trying to get a decent shot at Borough Market. Proper embarrassing, really. There I was, crouched down like an idiot, trying to capture those hanging lights above the cheese stall when some bloke with a massive rucksack walked straight into me. Phone went flying. Nearly took out a […]
I was having a pint with my mate Dave last year when Elon Musk popped up on the pub telly. Dave goes, “That bloke built himself from nothing, didn’t he?” I nearly choked on my bitter. Nothing? The man grew up in one of South Africa’s poshest areas during apartheid. That’s not exactly starting from […]
